My aspiration in life is to be as sarcastic as Louise.
In that case I either slit open my vein or died of an overdose.
if you died of old age does it give you lots of freckles?
Someone cut my throat and stabbed me in the stomach.
I was stabbed in my right side
I was gifted with a hole in my left thigh. Mmkay then.
I must’ve been fucking sleeping beauty because my birth mark is on the tip of my finger
I was stabbed in the back of my head, I’m ok with that.
I was stabbed in my belly button-weird 0.o
I think I might have put a gun to my head or someone did I have one on my forehead not sure hovering feel was also stabbed in the neck
my thoughts exactly.
I love you Stephen fry!